Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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