so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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