we have officially lost it.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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