your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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