So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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