That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
