Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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