my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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