Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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