Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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