Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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