And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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