dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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