when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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