Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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