How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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