p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
