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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I didn't notice because vodka
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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