Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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