She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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