it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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