when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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