I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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