This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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