This girl is more easily done than said...
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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