did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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