i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're a waste of cheezeits
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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