I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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