he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i drank out of a bidet.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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