I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
How's work?
Spinning.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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