fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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