worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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