I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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