The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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