woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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