you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize