Non-Jews are for practice
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
