oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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