white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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