Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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