ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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