I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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