No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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