The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
