Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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