While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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