Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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