Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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