have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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