he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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