theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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