Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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