We're facebook friends in real life
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This house was built for laser tag.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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