We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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